I've been spring cleaning a little--not enough! it's never enough!--and found this card which seemed appropriate for a Monday morning. I got it several years ago but it is still available from the producer, Uncooked Land.
a lot of people probably wouldn't eat gingerbread men if the gingerbread men yelped when you ate them.
It's actually a holiday card and says "Happy Holidays!" inside, but we don't care about that here where the Gingerbread Man allusion is welcome any time of year. And we don't really expect me to remember this in December, do we?