From The Spoof, which of course means that this is a completely fabricated "news" story:
Statistically six out of seven Dwarfs are not Happy by Seb 'ODriscoll
Studies have shown that six out of seven dwarfs are not Happy. Literary experts announced their findings after three years of painstakingly analysis of children's classic, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Master Antonio Cherry, who led the research, said: "We assiduously studied every aspect of the fairy tale and have concluded that of the seven dwarfs, only one was Happy. Of course there was only one Sleepy, Sneezy, Grumpy, Bashful and Dopey too. We are still trying to penetrate the meaning of Doc though."
There's some more on the article page, but this was the funniest part. The rest gets political, too, if that matters to you.
But this made me smile so I thought I would share...
And here are more along the same lines--I didn't read all of these so I'm not vouching for good taste--read at your own risk...
Snow White says drink was spiked
Sneezy From Seven Dwarves Dies Of Swine Flu
Scientists Find Snow White's Dwarf Happy Had the Happiness Gene; So Did Dopey
Snow White charged in "Dumpty" murder
Snow White's Doc Discredited
Snow White Arrested in Texas