A Lyndon Wicked Tale: Red Rage

Okay, I admit it. I'm ready for a new fairy tale based video game that DOESN'T feature Little Red Riding Hood. I don't even play them, but this girl has a monopoly that needs some competition.

But while we're waiting for that to happen, this one is available for iPhones for 99 cents.

A Lyndon Wicked Tale: Red Rage

Little Red Riding Hood is a familiar story told to children at an early age. While it may be a child's tale, nothing can mask the adult tones and the deep-seeded darkness it embodies. Little Red Riding Hood is about a girl in peril being stalked by a cunning and conniving wolf. Family members get eaten, the villain tricks the heroine, and the wolf is ultimately eviscerated.

A Lyndon Wicked Tale: Red Rage

As is the case with all fairy stories, there are various versions of Little Red Riding Hood.

Sometimes granny hides in the cupboard, sometimes the woodsman has to slice open the wolf pull out granny's corpse.

There's probably even some exotic versions in which the wolf and Red Riding Hood live happily ever after by continuing to claim granny's pension.

We've yet to hear to a version where Red tools up with axes and dynamite and takes on the wolves, before moving on to wipe out various forms of vampires though.